Of Dogs and Boxing
 

If ever you find yourself in a situation where you are forced to fight a dog in a boxing match relax.  Even if the dog is real big and mean there really is no reason to worry.  Although dogs do have both the jab and cross at their disposal, they are anatomically incapable of throwing uppercuts.  Ain't gonna happen.  Ever.  No hooks either.  That's why my canine boxing record is a cool 11-0.