F.A.Q.s
(Frequently Asked Questions)

Why would you waste your time creating a website?
    Why would you waste your time reading my F.A.Q.s?

Who are you?
    I'll let you know when I find out...

Why don't you write more?
    That's a good question... next!

Are there any hidden pages on you website?
     Maybe...

What is your inspiration for your writing?
    Caffeine, my busted imagination, and an attempt to salvage something of my life and transform it into something worthwhile.

Why is there so little music on your music page?
    That is because my former studio producer and I are no longer on good terms.

Do you create "art" (sic) just so you can give your pieces weird names?
     That is the most perceptive question yet!  Seriously though... no more questions.