Brad Pitt enjoys being Brad Pitt when he is drunk
 

 

 

Inside sources say that the Hollywood star Brad Pitt enjoys being Brad Pitt when he is drunk.  Alot. 
 


Last Saturday night after taking his eighth shot or so of Tequila, Pitt was heard by bar patrons of the trendy Le Scorpion shouting "Hell yeah!  I'm Brad F*cking Pitt baby!"  Most were puzzled by the actors eccentric behavior.

"He looked pretty hammered for a minute after he slammed that shot glass down but he seemed to have regained his bearings after a minute when he found his reflection in the mirror behind the bar," said bartender Cara Torrence.  "He seemed to be on top of the world after this self-realization came to him.  Then he bought drinks for the whole bar to toast to himself.  Strange guy.  He tipped well, though."
 

Psychoanalyst Simon Fendermenn, who specializes in intoxicated celebrities and their mental  processes, was not surprised by the head lines. 

"Celebrities, especially of Mr. Pitt's stature, have to subconsciously displace the reality of their fame to function semi-normal luxurious tabloid documented lives.  When inebriation reaches a certain point, the self defense mechanism that conceals the vast magnitude of their greatness crumbles and we have moments of clarity such as Mr. Pitt had last Saturday night.  Their sense of self-importance just hits them all at once."

Sometimes with celebrities who are not as beloved as say a Brad Pitt drink themselves into drunken revelations, it is not as benign.  Such is the case with David Spade after a bottle of Jack Daniels.